Steam Achievements
1,000,000aire!: Earn $1000000 lifetime
100,000aire!: Earn $100000 lifetime
500,000aire!: Earn $500000 lifetime
Back Taxes: Win all prizes in Episodes 1-73
Beast Master: Get 10 animal questions correct (excluding DLC)
Button Banger: Get a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds
Consolation Prize: Play 5 hours without getting a single achievement
Discover Gauntlet of Fire: Find the very important gauntlet of fire
DisOrDash: Ace a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds
DisorDat Destroyer: Answer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly
DisOrDat Participation Award: Complete DisOrDat in 30 seconds
Film in Your Brain: Get 10 movie questions correct (excluding DLC)
Genius for a Day: Score at least $30,000 over your average
Great Crowd: Laugh at a an easy joke
It's Just More of This: Finish an episode
Jack Attack Dog: Get all 7 Jack Attack questions correct without messing up in a 2-player game
Living in the Past: Get 10 history questions correct (excluding DLC)
Mouth-Breather: Achieve third-highest rating achievement
My First Time: Screw someone for the first time
One Teat Short of an Udder: Achieve second-highest rating
Overconsumer: Listen to all commercials after one episode
Perfect Attendance: Play episodes 1-73
Phatty: Get 10 food questions correct (excluding DLC)
Quick-Draw McDumbass: Choose wrong answer within the first 3 seconds 10 times
Slack Attack: Get -$1 million on a jack attack
Smelt the Roses: Get a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second
Social Outcast: Finish 5 single-player games on Friday or Saturday nights
Taking It from Behind: Come from behind to win during the Jack Attack in a 2-player game
The Game's Half Empty: Play episodes 1-37
The Game's Half Full: Play episodes 1-36
Turncoat: Play on July 4th instead of celebrating America
Unicorn: Achieve highest gamer rating
Vidiot Savant: Get every question right in an episode